princestingy:

ok but look at the beautiful screenshots i saved while hunting for this quote

pansexualfacts:

Fact: Pansexuals are greedy. Even greedier than their bisexual sister species. It is very common for a pansexual to hoard sexual partners like a dragon hoards treasure. An unrelated fact: Pansexuals are dragons.

kydey:

kydey:

holy ufck i want squid crisps so bad rn

I got squid crisps

Why do you people hate love

Me: Heyyyy baby *hugs cat*
Cat: *paws me*
Cat: *bites me*
Cat: *kicks me*
Cat: *scratches me*
Cat: *runs away immediately*
Me:
Me: *looks down the bleeding hands*
Me: Cats are
Me: the best
221bethanyintheimpala said: I want some taquitos.

caitiward:

thatnellykid:

The fact that someone else knows this quote makes my heart swell.

kydey:

holy ufck i want squid crisps so bad rn

I got squid crisps

holy ufck i want squid crisps so bad rn

centaurs-other-testicle:

japert:

Friends with mean and overprotective parents

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when they are so overprotective you guys can hardly hang out

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Being the friend with overprotective parents

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